shellylikeschicken:

sections in the bookstore:

    - Books You Haven’t Read 
    - Books You Needn’t Read 
    - Books Made For Purposes Other Than Reading 
    - Books Read Even Before You Open Them Since They Belong to the Category of Books Read Before Being Written 
    - Books That If You Had More Than One Life You Would Certainly Also Read But Unfortunately Your Days Are Numbered 
    - Books You Mean To Read But There Are Others You Must Read First 
    - Books Too Expensive Now And You’ll Wait ‘Til They’re Remaindered 
    - Books Ditto When They Come Out in Paperback 
    - Books You Can Borrow from Somebody 
    - Books That Everybody’s Read So It’s As If You Had Read Them, Too 
    - Books You’ve Been Planning To Read For Ages 
    - Books You’ve Been Hunting For Years Without Success 
    - Books Dealing With Something You’re Working On At The Moment 
    - Books You Want To Own So They’ll Be Handy Just In Case 
    - Books You Could Put Aside Maybe To Read This Summer 
    - Books You Need To Go With Other Books On Your Shelves 
    - Books That Fill You With Sudden, Inexplicable Curiosity, Not Easily Justified 
    - Books Read Long Ago Which It’s Now Time To Re-read 
    - Books You’ve Always Pretended To Have Read And Now It’s Time To Sit Down And Really Read Them

(Source: shellyfilleddonut)